Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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"You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it."
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"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."
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